The People's Republic of Kalba empire is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 944 million Kalba empireans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The strong Kalba empirean economy, worth 51.1 trillion ruks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,106 ruks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week, Kalba empire has designated Kalba empire City as its capital city, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalba empire's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kalba empire is ranked 135,809^th in the world and 5,354^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.